Healthy Insanity

Hey everybody! Y'all wanna keep a health level of insanity? Here's nineteen tips to get you started:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk, if we CAN skip now.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sin g Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

Some of these I haven't tried out yet (for instance, #19, since I don't have any kids yet...). I hope you all try your best to keep a healthy level of insanity, it's very important, especially during these dark times...